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So Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 has been released.  I have purchased and completed it, and it is good. 

It's been in the news recently, usually under such headlines as 'Controversial new game released', and Keith Vaz, declared enemy of violence in computer games, has called for a sales boycott (fat fucking chance, other publishers have pushed their stuff back to avoid being slapped around by CoD, which is widely expected to smash the records set by Halo 3).

It's controversial beyond usual war games because of one particular level, which is entirely optional, wherein you are a CIA operative gaining the trust of a psychopathic Russian ultranationalist attacking a civilian airport.  You wander through killing hordes of screaming, unarmed people and the odd security guard.

It horrified me, really got to me in a way no game has since Bioshock.  But not because of disgust with the game, but because of disgust with the bad guy.  By the time the game reached the end sections I really wanted a piece of him. 

But if games are an emerging media, with multi million budgets and thier own 'stars' (not just characters like Master Chief and Marcus Fenix, but voice actors like Dee Bradley Baker and John DiMaggio...even established actors like Ron Perlman are better known in the gaming world).

As games become more complex and free, the majority will have 18 certificates.  Games like Fallout 3 and GTA 4 rely on the individual's morality and capacity for evil.  Yes, you can fuck a hooker then beat her to death and reclaim your hard-earned, but you don't have to.  And for some reason the freedom of choice is scary to some.

But even open games like Fallout, Mass Effect, etc, seem positively linear next to MMORPGs like World of Warcraft and Eve Online.  Eve Online is an interesting case, as it got so big that there was an honest to god attempt to put some social order in place.  A council of characters met and elected a chairman, who resigned in disgrace after being exposed for running a scam whereby he accumulated billions of the games in-world currency.  Now THAT'S sandbox gaming, constantly adapting and evolving.

The 360 is due to get an MMO first person shooter that's fully compatible with the Eve Online world.  Think about it, the PC players in Eve form the Navy, getting you to and from various planets and such.  But when they want to take over a planet, they schedule a meeting with Xbox players, and they play the shooter element and form the army.  Just think for a second how massive that has the potential to be.

I'm all for reasonable restraints (for example, you can't kill children in Fallout 3), but removing any perilous elements from games will strangle a media that can be (and in my opinion already is) as expansive and epic as that of TV, film or books.
24th-Oct-2009 09:15 pm - Reflection Time

By now, everyone will have seen or at least be aware of Nick Griffin’s appearance on Question Time, which has given the BNP their first national exposure. But more than the appearance itself, attention has focused on the fight between the BBC and Peter Hain, Welsh Secretary, over whether it should have been permitted at all.

My position is that the BBC have acted to defend the separation  of state broadcasting from party politics, and that Mr Hain’s position is a dangerous attack on democracy.

The only force that can overcome an idea and a faith is another and better idea and faith, positively and fearlessly upheld – Dorothy Thompson

The BNP’s platform is abhorrent, and indicative of an ill-judged and reactionary vision of Britain and the interdependent world in which it fits. But they have achieved electoral success in a free and fair way. Mr Hain’s attempts to have them banned from Question Time imply either that he does not respect the will of the voters or that the democracy we take for granted is not true democracy but rather the rule of the status quo, given credence with false promises of universal representation.

The BNP’s positions are matters of faith among their supporters, and as Dorothy Thompson (and indeed the Prime Minister) have pointed out, the best way to defeat an idea is to demonstrate, constantly and aggressively, that your idea is better. Not by denying a voice to other opinions, but having the best one.

The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support the rights of people you don't agree with – Eleanor Holmes Norton

The parts of the show where Griffin came off worst were those in which the panel and audience did not specifically target him and drown out debate with boos and chants. The last question about the Daily Mail article following Stephen Gateley’s death led to Griffin criticising homosexuality. Non-slanted questions about immigration led to him claiming that white people had been the victims of a ‘genocide’.

But too much of the show, and too much of the media coverage, concentrated on letting people vent their anger that the BNP existed at all. This is entirely the wrong way to go, as this along with attempts to silence them will add to the perception that they have been victimised for their beliefs and will cause their supporters to dig in. You cannot beat such entrenched beliefs head on – the only way to win is to use their racial bias and fury against them.

 In the end, extreme opinions must be aired and crushed fairly and without duplicity before they take hold in a dissatisfied populace, and become a protest against complacent establishment.  Or to put it another way...

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants - Thomas Jefferson

 

 

11th-Oct-2009 02:16 am - Technology fuckin' RULES.
I'm very poorly sick.  Probably man flu, but I feel shitty enough for Helen to be sympathetic (and she rarely puts up with my shit)

However, I am the proud owner of a new computer, a bit of a beast (2.6Ghz) which cost £850.  A lot of money, but we decided that if we're going to be running most of our lives through the Internet we'd best buy a computer capable of doing so.  Betsy, god rest her, was doing what we needed but the CPU usage was always tickling 100% and she was getting all senile.

This thing is currently ripping a Peep Show DVD that Emma foolishly left, downloading from Graboid and still letting me stream Youtube videos without the need to pause.  If this computer could cook, I'd have to seriously consider bigamy.

We have now sorted the following :
  • Skype phone
  • Transferring DVDs to the extra 1TB hard drive that came with the computer (in addition to the 640GB one that's already in there.  Nice of them) to store all our movies.
  • Downloaded Tversity Pro to stream said media to the Xbox 360 consoles in the two front rooms.
  • Using Tversity to link directly to Youtube playlists and stream them directly to the TV.  Quality's a bit of a thing, but I've now got Part Troll, Glorious, Two Night Stand, Nirvana Unplugged in NY and Metallica's S&M set up and ready to go.  And all for free and not actually touching any of my disk space.  Huzzah!
I'm spending my day working out how to use Tversity Pro on other supported websites.  I've got it to work on BBC iPlayer but you can tell that it's dragging slightly because it's streaming the file from BBC to my computer then transcoding it on the fly to my TV.  The fact that it can even do this without weeping like a little bitch with a skinned knee is impressive enough.  I was on the scrounge for a 2.8Ghz system, which is what Tversity recommend, but I don't have £1300 spare.

There are a few other sites which look tasty, like Hulu and Comedy Central, unfortunately they only serve US customers.  I'm trying to get round this using FoxyProxy to disguise myself as a Yank, but to be honest it's delving into stuff I've not gone anywhere near before and I reckon it'll take me some time to sort it.

I was freaking out yesterday, thinking 'Shit, we just spent the better part of a grand.  What if we didn't need to?'.  But Helen, in her usual sensible manner, pointed out the following :
  • The way we're trying to set ourselves up will be cheaper month on month (no phone bills beyond Skype and mobile top ups, no TV package from Virgin) but the start up costs were always going to be huge.  
  • It's come from our loan money, so it's not like it's affecting the day-to-day.
  • Look at the shiny.
I love my wife :P




Over the last couple of weeks, I've embraced Xbox/PC media sharing and DS homebrew.  One the one hand I'm giddy with childish excitement whilst on the other I'm miffed off that because of laziness I've been paying top whack for my way of life when there are cheaper and more modern alternatives.

Take the phone, for example.  Ok, it was expensive setting Skype up, but I don't see the point of the online version unless it replaces the normal phone without loss of convenience.  After buying the DUALphone, the online number and setting up a subscription, that's all now done and working.  

And with media sharing, the Xboxes were expensive but I already had them.  To get it where I want it (using Tveristy to stream free online content and subscribe to channels I actually want rather than paying for a package, 75% of which I'm not interested in) I need a computer far better than the one I have.  The current set up essentially involves powering HAL with a steam engine. 

In the meantime, I subscribe to Graboid (the equivalent of $19.99 per month for 50Gb of movies/tv), and have sorted out Media Player 11 to stream via the Xbox in either room downstairs.  Now I can get all my pics, music and movies, which is sweet.

Getting rid of the Virgin TV and phone packages brings my subscription down to twenty quid, which isn't bad as usually after calls it's a minimum of fifty.  Not a huge saving, but enough to add up.

The DS has saved my commute.  I'm using it for movies, music, e-books and old games.  SNES, Mega Drive and Genesis emulators are fantastic, and old PC games like Doom, Lemmings, Monkey Island run perfectly.

How the fuck long have people been able to do this and not tell me?  I think I've found a hobby!
5th-Aug-2009 12:22 pm - Honeymoon!
Grabbing half an hour on the Internet in order to shift some money around online.  I love the Internet.

So I'm now married, and the day itself was absolutely phenomenal.  Nothing went wrong, which I was very pleased with, and Helen just looked amazing.  Only now getting used to this gold ring on my finger, but it does give me something to play with.

We are now in Cattolica, Italy, for our honeymoon.  The flight was fine, and contrary to what the Co-op had told us, there WAS a coach waiting for us.  Which was good, as I'd forgotten the Italian for 'Please take us here'.  Just had the welcome meeting, and we've now got a whole week planned ahead of us.  Bollocks to what most people I know think, planning is good and rules help control the fun!

Today - Wander around for somewhere to eat lunch, then come back and read until sleep.

Tomorrow - Guided tour of Cattolica, followed by a day wandering around it.

Saturday - Day trip to Venice via boat.  Packed lunch and wine provided.

Sunday - Nothing during the day, Italian food/singing/dancing at night.  This is apparently a 7 course meal with all you can drink, locally produced wine.  Awesome.

Monday - Afternoon boat trip to Pesaro.  Fish and wine to be served.

Tuesday - Mooch around the pool.

Wednesday - Come home.

Then we're looking after our niece and nephew then going to see Mum in Scotland for a day or so.  Then the grim inevitability of returning to work.

Oh well.
27th-Jul-2009 08:22 am(no subject)

I had my third (and official) stag do on Saturday.  It was great, and I shall tell you about it.

Having had Mike, Emma and Owen round the previous night, I was up and out at 8.00 with Mike snoozing next to me and Sweeney following me in his uber-suave sports car.  We arrived at the car park of the Centre Pocket Snooker Club in Kirkby, which is every bit as classy as you're thinking.  Groups of scousers stood around in boots smoking weed and spitting.  All good fun.

We went in convoy to the paintballing place itself, which was tucked away in the middle of nowhere.  We paid our £35, which got us in, fed us and gave us 500 rounds of ammo.  And we split into teams, all told there were about 25 on each side.

First game was POW.  One team had to defend three flags whilst the other team had to retrieve as many of the flags as possible.  I was attacking first time, lasted until I tried to rush someone whilst they were reloading and their mate took me out.  Whilst defending I pushed out too far, went out of bounds and got shot in the face for my trouble.  When I was trying to run back to cover (as headshots don't count), I got shot in the arse.

Second game was convoy, defending trucks from the other team.  Whilst attacking I got absolutely reamed by three blues when I tried to advance and found them all behind a log.  That hurt.  Whilst defending, I shared a foxhole with Ant and took one in the shoulder in cinematic fashion (fell back into the hole yelling FUUUCK).

Then there was the unlimited BBQ and brew from a styrofoam cup that tasted like manna from heaven.  Then the last two games.  Assassination involved protecting a man-shaped target named 'El Presidente'.  Both teams failed.  Then it was the last one, which was ostensibly capture the flag, but was really 'infinite lives until your ammo runs out'.  That was the worst of the lot, as it's different being shot and people knowing you're no longer fair game.  Different when the gun goes 'click' and you whimper 'I'm coming out, don't fucking shoot me!'.  I got fucking shot.

Back to Nan's, few cheeky beers and pizza before going out into Liverpool.  Met up with the lads from Wigan and met Emma and Owen.  Got slaughtered.  I found out the next day that the pint they dared me to down was a Frankenstienian brew of lager, sambuca, gin, vokda and lemonade.  Things got messy very quickly, and the last thing I remember was waving at people as Ant dragged me off.

Woke up on Sunday with a fan on and a glass of water next to me (god love my brother).  Felt fine, smugly thought I had bested alcohol.  Then I moved, and ran to the toilet with due haste.  Managed to keep a bacon n' egg sarnie and a brew down me, then checked that the Wigan lot had managed to get home ok - they had.

Felt bad until the paracetamol kicked in and I got to play Halo 3 for a while - needed to focus the mind and the restorative effects of slaying alien foes cannot be underestimated.

All in all, this was the most stereotypical do I've had in honour of this wedding, and despite my reservations about the male-centric approach (or Sausagefest 2009 depending on your view) I had an awesome time.

 

7th-Jul-2009 08:40 pm(no subject)
I'm on my extra day off, having been in Amsterdam for a long weekend with Emma and Owen.  I absolutely loved it, and will definitely be going back with Helen.

DAY 1
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Watched Murray struggle against Roddick in the insanely hot John Lennon airport.  The flight was only about an hour, and we were in the hotel before 7.30.  The hotel was very nice, far nicer than I expected to get for £190 flight+accomodation.  Amsterdam was a 40 minute tram ride away, and there should be special mention given to the tram system.  It's like a clean, quiet, well-managed Tube and it's wonderful.

I had a task that night...sweat out the type-A, uptight Britishness about me, at least as far as possible.  It's just such a different atmosphere, especially being able to just buy or skin up a joint and have a smoke with a cup of tea in a cafe.  When you take a step back from England, you realise we're quite repressed in our attitudes to things, and we're quite an angry people.  We were in the city Friday, Saturday and Sunday...not one fight, and the only raised voice I heard belonged to a Scouser.  I was pleasantly surprised by Amsterdam, as whilst there certainly was the sex n' drugs side (which is all English people associate Amsterdam with), the city as a whole is a very compelling case for liberalism.

Anyway.

I got the 'noia.  It wrapped its bony fingers around my spine and squeezed.  We moved onto a place with a basement and people smoking many and varied water pipes.  Where am I?  You're in a Chinese opium den, Timmy!

DAY 2
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Was awake early, which was unfortunate on the one hand as Emma and Owen don't get up before 11am.  It was fortunate, however, as the hotel had BBC 1 and 2, and I got to spend a pleasant morning in bed with a cup of tea watching Saturday Kitchen.

When we did go into town, we stopped for a brew before going to the Rijksmuseum, with its genuine Rembrants and Vermeers.  Amazing.  So far, no-one has believed me when I say I spent all my time in museums and tea places.  Apparently I'm supposed to spend all my time handing my cash to hookers.  After the Rijksmuseum we spent the afternoon in Lost in Amsterdam, which I had mistaken for a Chinese opium den the previous night.  Turns out it's a very nice little cafe with a basement part with comfy couches and chill-out music.  They had the waterpipes advertised, and I ended up spending 7 Euros on one that had apple stuff in rather than weed.  We intended to have weed in.  Which cost another 7 Euros.  Still, it was very nice, had a taste of apple lingering in the mouth.

Myself and Owen blindly followed Emma down the back alleys of Amsterdam.  A foolish and costly mistake.  After a while they weren't even showing our tram stop, which seeing as it was Amsterdam Central was a bit of a worry.  Midnight came and went.  No more trams.  As it turned out we tried to get the nightbus, only to get halfway across the city only to be told that we needed to go back as the routes diverged slightly.  We called it a night and got a taxi...I was highly surprised that getting a taxi had always been an option.  I admire Emma's plucky determination, but would have preferred to get back to the hotel BEFORE 4.30am.

DAY 3
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This one was mainly a lost day, wandering the city and basically stopping for a brew and a joint whenever a cafe showed itself.  Saw quite a lot of the actual city rather than the central area, including the flower market (which was amazing) and the Christmas shop (which was just like December...Silent Night in the background and everything).

DAY 4
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Emma knocked on for me, which is just not how shit works.  I think the lack of sleep had slapped me in the face.  Anyway, it was a shorter day as we were flying at 8.30pm.  We lugged our gear around but managed to see the History Museum.  Then we found a cafe and smoked.  A lot.  We started talking to two lads sat near us, also with bags.

'You just leaving or arriving?' (him)

'Leaving. You?' (us)

'Yeah, same.  So where you from?'

'Liverpool and Wales.  You?'

'We've been in Amsterdam for a few weeks, then Berlin for a month, then back to Cape Town where we live.'

'Cool.  We've just been here for a long weekend.'

'Trying to frantically smoke all your weed before the flight?'

'Yeah...'

'Yeah.  Us too.  Nice to meet you.'

They had apparently also gotten lost, and would forever associate Amsterdam with getting stoned and getting lost.  Amen, brother.

Amsterdam was a nice place, full of nice people and nice things to do.  And, confronted with the horrible truth that we weren't going to be able to finish the bag before the flight, it's nice to think that by leaving it on our table to be discovered by another uptight Englander, we contributed to the nice-ness.
28th-Jun-2009 07:22 pm(no subject)
I'm watching a documentary on The Alpha Course.  The same Alpha Course that the husband of the minister who's marrying us tried to sign us up for.

The concept is that Christianity is introducted to agnostics via a very consultative, inclusionist and 'soft' way, and a big emphasis is placed on small group chats where people discuss their current perception of Jesus, the Gospels, etc.

Not impressed with how dismissive the born-agains are of the agnostics.  When asked, they sniffily mentioned that the arguments they hear are the same each time, and they never encounter anything truly original.  This from people who've signed up to a structured, dogmatic religion?  From an organisation which outlines your beliefs for you and removes responsibility from you for your own actions?

The course is full of students with depression, not that cults ever target those groups for conversion.

I don't know why I'm pissed off, I'm just pissed off.  To be honest, it's the manner in which doubt is treated as wrong, that debate is treated as hostility.  I know my own mind, and I'm smart enough to know that I know nothing.

An unstructured ramble, but it'll do for now.
21st-Jun-2009 03:43 pm - We are mystic magic men

According to shaman law, what goes on tour must stay on tour.  But not being a wizard, I'm ok with posting on the Internet.

Started at Dad's house in Camberley, having gone out the previous night for Alex (younger stepbrother) finishing college.  This was mainly a loud student affair in which I felt out of place until we moved onto a club and sat outside.  Got the opportunity to chat to new people.

Hung over, we made our way to Dad's Millbank flat where we ditched our gear and moved on to the Sport Cafe in town.  I have no interest whatsoever in rugby, however as Dad and Ant used to play I had a basic idea of the rules, which was fleshed out by actually watching the match.  The place was heaving with South Africans, and the atmosphere was amazing.  Once the additional beers kicked in I joined in heartily with Swing Low, Shall We Sing A Song For You and the anthemic You Wear Your Y-Fronts On Your Flag.

Was a better sport to watch than football and the attitude of the fans afterwards was something I'm not used to.  Everyone was shaking hands and discussing the game, not trying to beat the living shit out of each other.  Fantastic stuff.

Then to Ronnie Scotts Jazz Club, which was what I always expected a jazz club to look like.  The house band came on for about an hour and were fantastic, including the fastest non-metal guitarist I've ever seen.  I got a shout-out and a song dedication, which was a high point.

Then Buddy Greco came on and redefined 'performer'.  This is a 84 year old man who was friends with Sinatra and the Rat Pack, The Beatles and essentially every major name in jazz for the last 50 years.  From the second he walked in to the end of the show almost 2 hours later, not a single person was anything less than mesmerised.  And I got a photo and signed CD afterwards.  Awesome.  There was a moment in there, with a glass of Pinot Noir, a plate of fine English cheeses and watching the jazz legend where I thought 'It's just not going to get better than this, ever.'

I was hammered by this point, so going back to the flat with more beer sounded the best course of action.  I had to share a bed with my brother, woke up at 6.30am and wandered for a brew.  Unfortunately, the only milk in the fridge was almost approaching decent cheese.  So I crashed on the couch with The Dark Knight Returns and at some point I passed out.

Good times.


 

14th-Jun-2009 09:41 pm - Hurrah and other such utterences!
I have today completed my Preacher collection.  With Gone To Texas I found the hardest bastard comic I've ever searched for.  Waterstones and Smiths wouldn't order it, Amazon wanted £25 for it (bastards).  However, I went to Planet Eater in Southport and found it.  I found the directions from Southport's Waterstones...

We were in Southport on a whim as it's been a nice day and we'd been seeing Nan.  Upon arrival I went upstairs and started browsing the comics (graphic novel sounds pretentious) but found nothing.

'Hmmm' I thought to myself, 'I must find a gawky, hairy chap, preferably with glasses, to point me in the right direction.  For they are my people, and surely they shall assist their brother.'

So I locate a candidate for this role, he even had a copy of Maus under his arm.  But he couldn't help me.  He pointed me towards the normal looking, shiny haired FEMALE counter attendents.  Who knew everything I needed to know and giggled at my witty banter.  I'm fairly sure that asking a girl about comics when I was at school would have resulted in social ostracism and probably a beating.  Times have changed since I was a young 'un...

I dragged a warm and unenthusiastic Helen round the back streets of Southport until we found Planet Eater (or as Helen perceived it, Unwashed Geek Comic Hell).  There were Star Wars figures up there and everything.  But he DID have Preacher : War in the Sun on display (with the original artwork too.  Nice.).  The helpful bearded man rummaged through a box marked 'DC independents' and pulled out GONE TO FUCKING TEXAS.  Firstborns have been held by less-happy fathers.  And he only wanted £10.00 for it.  

I told him that it was probably worth £25, then realised how fucking stupid that was.  Running to and from the ATM, I had visions of sterotypical evil comic-book guy jacking up the price in the 30 seconds I was out of the shop.  But he didn't.

We went to Costa and I fanned through the pages.  Surely, SURELY, such a find could not be pristine?  But it was.

They should have sent a poet.

So Preacher's done.  Transmetropolitan next. 

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